Your Friendly Neighbourhood Bartender: How are you doing? What can I get you?
CC: Great. Can I have two please?
YFNB: We don’t have any, sorry.
CC: But you just told me you did?
YFNB: No I didn’t.
CC: Yes, you did.
YFNB: You asked me if I didn’t sell it. I said yes, we don’t sell it.
CC: I don’t get you.
YFNB: Ever hear of the song “Yes, We Have No Bananas”?
CC: Years ago.
YFNB: Well then, it’s a case of “Yes, We Have No Kopparberg.”
CC: *ponders* Two Corona, then.
YFNB: Right you be. *serves CC two Corona*
CC: I still don’t get you.
YFNB: *sigh* And sadly you never will.