A Spam Sandwich – Hold The Sterling, Please

I got this in my mail just now. Luckily enough Gmail recognised it for what it is. Still, for a wee second I was almost (but not quite) interested.

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UK Games Board
Victoria Square House,
Birmingham B2 4BP.
London, UK.
This Official Letter of Notification is displayed in the order of the 2012 Olympics Games that will next be held in London 2012 Opening date, 27 July 2012. Closing date, 12 August 2012. Your Email Address have won you the sum of One Million Pounds Sterling, your e-mail address was gotten through the United Kingdom Information Network Online (U.K.I.N.O)and your winning is attached to a Reference Number: BOGC/9887-44UK & Batch Number: 44/0091-BO1/GC2 been for the International Promotions Program.
Draws of Email Addresses was selected through a computer system from  Thirty Thousand email addresses across the world as part of the IPP and the winning sum for this draw is Five Million Pounds to be shared amound 5 eligible winners by receiving this notification. Send your claimaint details to the below contact for payment processing, data programming and further steps of claiming will be related with you by Mr. Perry Lyons.

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Sex: | First Name: | Surname:| Occupation: |  Marital Status: |  Date of Birth: |  Residential |  Address: | Country of Origin: | Nationality/Citizenship: | Email: | Alternative Email: | Fax #:
Tel#: | Cell#:.
SEND DETAILS TO:
Mr. Perry Lyons
Tel: +44 702 402 7924
Email: v-world2010@hotmail.com
This program is promoted and sponsored by allot of partnerships such as: Acer, Cocacola,DOW,Panasonic, P&G, Samsung, Visa, Addidas, BMW, British Airways, e.t.c. Please Quote your Reference and Batch numbers and avoid unnecessary delay/complications, all funds that are unclaimed within 2 weeks of notification will be revoke. We also advise that you keep your winning information very confidential as our security policy demands to avoid double claims/impersonation and unwarranted abuse of this program by unscrupulous element.
Congratulation,
UK Tele Raff
Copy Right 2010
Message-ID: <B898634359A1402FA4B8F770F70D70EA.MAI@home>

If any of you feel like chancing your arm and somehow get lucky, just get me a ticket to the States. You can hang on to the rest.

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15 responses to “A Spam Sandwich – Hold The Sterling, Please

  1. I hate with a capital “H”, spam. Evidentally, I have esquires and estate lawyers who are looking for me as the long, lost (fill in the relationship) of (fill in the country)’s multimillionaire. Problem is, if one of those are real I will fricking kick my own arse (nod to my Irish lad) for automatically deleting it. Fitting post as I blocked and reported all my Twitter spammers today!

  2. So James, you’re a millionaire?!
    OMG!
    Pfft!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Those things are just as bad as those,’How would you like to earn some extra cash?’ bullshit that they keep on sending me. The problem with those fucking emails is that they are forever trying to get people to engage in the ‘adult film’ (aka PORN) business.
    Don’t have them in the UK just yet? Well, just you wait, they’ll be there shortly.
    Assholes.

    Hmmm…
    What, pray tell, would you do in the States, James?

    *#*

  3. Sweet!
    Just make sure you bring a kilt along…

    *#*

  4. If I had a nickel for every piece of spam that promised me wealth and untold riches, I’d have . . .oh, I don’t know, a lot of nickels, I guess! Anyway, I never ever open any of those notices. BUT – just by opening your little post, it sent me the same notice!

    YAY! We’ll be zillionaires together! $$$$$$$$$$££££££££££

    I can see it all now. . .

  5. JM ~ Should I get you a one way ticket to the states???

    This reminded me of an earlier post I wrote about SPAM: http://nrhatch.wordpress.com/2010/08/01/s-p-a-m/

    And also . . . Monty Python. SPAM-A-LOT.
    And SPAM sandwiches. SPAM ~ SPAM ~ SPAM ~ SPAM

    As Andi says, don’t forget the kilt!

  6. Dear, dear James.
    Don’t worry about Immigration.
    I know a lot of people and there are a few who owe me a favor or two…

    *#*

  7. At least you get the “spam” that could be interesting…They think because my name is Linnie that I’m a guy….so I get the” Russian girl wants American guy” and anything and everything to enlarge what I don’t have…lol

  8. I too have scores of generous people wanting to give me money, aren’t we lucky? Let’s hire a chartered flight and travel together. Who are we going to visit first? I say Nancy, Florida here we come!

  9. I got that email. It sounds legit. I’m doing it. However, just to make sure it’s real… I’m tracing the message I got to see where the sender is. If it is fake, I will tell you the info as I proceed forward.

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