“Excuse me, bud, do you serve a sandwich?”
To which I reply, “As long as it’s over 18-years-old and has some sort of ID, I’ll serve anyone and anything.”
To which he replies, “Are you trying to be smart?”
To which I reply, “I don’t have to try.”
It would be nice if people, when they’re leaving their house or flat, could bring a sense of humour with them. It’s as valuable to life as food and water.