What? I hear you shout. Why is James babbling on about a game none of us neither like nor understand? The answer is very simple. I inherited a lot of things from my father (good looks notwithstanding), including my support for Manchester United and a working knowledge of the ins and outs of cricket.
It’s a field game in which the side that’s in avoids getting out. The side that’s out wants in. Oh and they take tea. A lot.