100 Words, 100 Days: Day 32. On Opinions.

Like backsides, everyone’s got an opinion. No subject is safe from them. And like most backsides, it is advisable that they remain safely hidden away from public view. Not all opinions are hairy, pimply, badly formed and just plain wrong; but the ones I’ve had to listen to recently check all the above boxes. Being a bartender has its disadvantages: listening to backsides airing their backside opinions is perhaps the worst offender.

To these backsides, logic is something Spock uses when he has lost his phaser. Like all backsides, they need wiping now and then.

Scotty, beam me up. Now.

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5 responses to “100 Words, 100 Days: Day 32. On Opinions.

  1. When asked if I have an opinion, I always check with my wife.

  2. OK, Fine. Let me tell you what I think about thi…
    Oh. Never mind.

  3. ew and they probably smell bad too….lol

  4. Hi i’m working for a school newspaper and wondering if i can get permission to use your opinions motivational poster (i find it hilarious) and my editor in cheif is a stickler. Can i haz permission?

    • Hi Steve.

      I get all my images from Google, so if I can use it, I’m quite sure you can, too. You are more than welcome. Thank you for asking and thank you for reading.

      James

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