Tag Archives: Right Said Fred

I’m too sexy for my specs, too sexy for a Becks, too sexy for T-Rex.

I’m not sure that I can see, not sure that I can pee, or read from A to Z.

I’m a writer and I know it feels when I type my little words on a keyboard. I am not bored when I type my big words, and I do all these things from a blackboard.

I’m too sexy for my words, too sexy for the birds, too sexy for wheys and curds.

I’m a writer and I know how it feels when I make stuff up.